RICH DAD POOR UNCLE

$99K RESERVE.
Gunning for double digit returns? All robbers and pirates must inspect this spacious downtown one bedroom cutie with secure car park. Yielding $440PW to long term tenant.  
Park your cash here because bank returns are pathetic.
Could even be your clandestine crash pad. Sellers' moving on.
This is no double bluff, genuine high return opportunity. Body corp, ground rent and rates total only $9852 per year.
Don't delay, only a week to go to auction day;  
Just copy and paste us for more info "Hello, please send me an info pack, thank you"